Q: How do I do?
A: Connect to IRC, network EFNET. That random efnet thing in mIRC (and if you run something
   else than mIRC Im sure that you can find out how you should do anyway) doesnt work so well.
   So select a specific server instead. Then join channel #musikvideos with this command:
   /join #musikvideos

Q: Ok, and then?
A: Write !list in the channel, it lists fservers in the channel.
   One example of what could be displayed:

(ioccFS1) (Fserve) Trigger:( /ctcp ioccFS1 !BROADBAND-ONLY ) Served:(1.01 Tb in 17680 files)
Min CPS:(6 Kb/s) Max CPS:(10 Kb/s) Record CPS:(23.14 Kb/s by Raobantic) Users:(0/5)
Sends:(3/3 [127.99 Mb]) Queues:(3/20 [262.90 Mb]) Current CPS:(28.82 Kb/s) Uptime:(23 days
and 11 hours) Note:(IOCCs 93+ GB mvids collection, broadband fserver) «TCLFileServer»

(ioccFS2) (Fserve) Trigger:( /ctcp ioccFS2 !DIALUP-ONLY ) Served:(457.02 Gb in 8026 files)
Min CPS:(512 b/s) Max CPS:(5 Kb/s) Record CPS:(52.21 Kb/s by inZin^) Users:(0/5)
Sends:(2/6 [36.66 Mb]) Queues:(0/20 [0 bytes]) Current CPS:(7.31 Kb/s) Uptime:(4 days and
3 hours) Note:(IOCCs 93+ GB mvids collection, dialup fserver) «TCLFileServer»

Watch what it says that the triggers are. One of the triggers is "/ctcp ioccFS2 !DIALUP-ONLY".
Then write /ctcp ioccFS2 !DIALUP-ONLY to connect to it (or /ctcp ioccFS1 !BROADBAND-ONLY if
you got broadband). Dont color cut and paste. If this is displayed directly in the channel
you are doing wrong. Write it if you cant figure out how to not color cut and paste.

Respond to the dcc chat request that the fserver will do to you.

Write help and you will see the commands. Basicly, it works like MS-DOS;
dir = list files/dirs
cd (folder that you wanna go into) = change into that folder
cd .. = change to the folder that you was in before, i.e. go back.
get = request a file
send = list sending files on the fserver
queues = list queues on the fserver
help = get help
quit = leave fserver

Q: Other things that I have to do to get this working?
A: Yes. You must add *.m2v , *.mpg and *.mpeg in DCC -> Options -> Folders in mirc.
   Do it under "DCC Ignore".

   Its recommended that you turn on Autoget so mirc will start the download automatically.
   Do that here in mirc: DCC -> Options -> DCC and choose "Auto-get file" and "Resume" on
   "If file exists".

   Dont use irc.prison.net, it has idlekick and other annoying things.
   Delete it from the server list: File -> Options -> Connect -> Choose
   "EFnet: US, CA, San Luis Obispo" and press delete.

Q: Do I need to have the DCC Chat window to the server opened while Im in queue or while
   receiveing?
A: You don't need to have the window opened. Just to close it so other people can access
   the server.

Q: Do I need to be in the channel (#musikvideos) while I'm in queue or receiveing?
A: Yes, if you're not in the channel it will remove you from the queue.

Q: What format are the music videos in if the file-extension is .m2v and how
   do I play them?

A: .m2v is the extension for MPEG2. Most files are SVCD.
    For Windows: Download a m2v-codec for Windows Media player here or use WinDVD
                 This is a updated version that works correctly in WinXP also.
    For Linux: Download MPlayer here

Q: Something more?

A: NEVER EVER write triggers that starts on "//write" - these are VIRUSES that spam.
   And you will be banned if you spam. Report any nicks that displays such triggers to an op.

Q: Is it a good idea to msg all ops if I want to know something?

A: No. Ask if some op are alive, if its important you can msg iocc.

Q: Is it a good thing to click on every exefile that I get sent?

A: NO IT ISNT because you will most likely be infected by some trojan.
   Do not start ANY programs that ANYONE sends to you on IRC! Ever!

Q: Why cant I use @find in the channel?

A: It gets to spammy.

Q: What can I use instead of @find ?

A: Nothing. You have to check all fservers for something. If you want to use
   something similar as @find, write a tcl indexscript for us plzkthx.

Q: Help, I dont understand english!

A: What the are you doing on the internet then? Two options:
   1. Learn english.
   2. Dont use internet and isolate you from the rest of the world.

Q: I dont understand this!

A: Im sorry but you are too stupid. Cant help you.